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Archive for September, 2008

So Comrade Kimber has requested a shout-out which is, truth be told, long-overdue. So – in another semi-regular feature I would like to introduce for your delectation a brand new compound noun.
The Kimbernoun.
Kimbernoun: n. A recurring post on the fashionable and informative web-log Split Pediment (written by the celebrated writer and raconteur Mr Robert T [...]

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This is really very very funny

You have to watch this – it’s a cat being very stealthy. Stealthier than a Stealth Bomber piloted by Wile E Coyote himself.
Watch it! Watch it now.

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So as you know I’m a big believer in coincidence – I believe that sometimes, often in fact, two or more things that are otherwise related happen near each other, temporally speaking. Like when the phone rings and you’re thinking about Auntie Joan and OH MY GOD SERIOUSLY it’s Auntie Joan on the phone and [...]

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and now I’ve only gone and ordered some stuff from Amazon that I’m not sure I want and certainly have difficulty recalling, despite said order being placed mere seconds ago and now I appear to be telling you both about it whilst trying to type with one hand. Dreadful, dreadful behaviour. For my pennance I [...]

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Quarrantine

Nope, I really have no idea what I’m on about either.
As you may well or well not know, I have just spent the soggiest weekend of my entire existence on the Isle of Wight. Which was nice. I did, however, manage to persuade my companions to take a minor detour to see some ruins of [...]

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Martin Crane

This is an extraordinary post, henceforth known as a Marvo Special, for Marvo the Memory Man, because he likes these sorts of things. It goes a little something like this:

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So y’all know that I’m like a SUPER BIG fan of the American election and the hours of joy it has given me are endless. And the latest twist and turn is the surprise entrance of a certain former beauty queen and gun-toting mooseburger-eating capital-punishment-endorsing hockey mom with amazing teeth.

None of the pundits really thought [...]

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