I appear to have had a large glass too many of red wine
and now I’ve only gone and ordered some stuff from Amazon that I’m not sure I want and certainly have difficulty recalling, despite said order being placed mere seconds ago and now I appear to be telling you both about it whilst trying to type with one hand. Dreadful, dreadful behaviour. For my pennance I shall provide full reviews of all items ordered. I am a dreadful human being. Not Himmler dreadful, not really even close, but still fairly dreadful.